{1}Be able to go to the bathroom/take a shower/brush my teeth/get dressed without an audience?
{2} Be able to sit down and enjoy the meal I slaved away at preparing? As it stands now, by the time I dish everyone up, get drinks {more water, please}, get napkins, get more napkins.... I have 7.5 seconds to scarf down my meal before the baby's done & wants out {more napkins and sometimes a full body wash in the sink}, kids are done & ready for homework help, hubby comes home from work {more dishing up, drinks, and napkins}. sigh.
{3} Not find random cherrios and other sundry food remnants under the couch cushions?
{4} Remember what it's like to sleep until I can sleep no more? {ah, cruise....i long for thee. less than a month away...}
{5} Scrapbook again?
{6} Not have a muffin top?
{7} Show my children {or anyone, for that matter} the hilarious, random, and somewhat embarrassing videos my friends and I made during jr. high, high school, and college?
{8} Not be able to quote the movies Clueless & Tommy Boy word for word?
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I soooo hear you on all of these especially #2. My kids bark at me for stuff while I try to feed the baby and stuff food in my mouth at the same time. Then I'm right there "bathing" him in the sink because he's such a mess. We're going to miss this someday--no actaully we're not.
If you show anyone those videos, it better be a very selective and priviledged audience! :)
Don't ever show the kids Peenie Ballet :)But they can watch "Rat tat tat" all they want.
Seriously, dinner time...not fun. I often say, "I got the last million drinks of water and other requests, how 'bout dad gets this one?"
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