Unfortunately

it's sunday morning. i've been awake since 4 a.m. i first awoke thinking about the blasted visiting teacher cards i've been working on for the past week {and will never be done with}. then "pre-cruise" anxiety set in {so many things to be done before i can be okay with leaving the children for a week} and there was no going back to bed.

my insomnia led me to google this:

"Unfortunately, Natalie"

This is what I got:

Unfortunately, Natalie has other things going on besides Hep C.

Unfortunately, Natalie defied John's orders to throw the game for Flynn and as a result she was kidnapped by Flynn.

Unfortunately, Natalie had no other clothes with her.

unfortunately, Natalie was horrified to learn that she had won the award for Worst Actress for that year.

unfortunately, Natalie's voice isn't well-suited for the words she speaks.

Unfortunately, Natalie’s unerring ability to stir up secrets often leads her to veer off the beaten path.

Unfortunately, Natalie's response continues to be an annoyingly familiar "No".

Unfortunately, Natalie didn't see the public service announcement.

unfortunately, Natalie’s fluorescent red wig did not guarantee her a place in winners’ row.

Unfortunately Natalie & Matt couldn't make it to lunch.