Dear hitchhiking ski bums,
Every day you stand by the side of the road with your thumbs held high, and every day I pass you by. Would you like to know WHY? All fears {you being creepy, stinky, attacking me, etc.} aside- the real reason is this: not only do you expect me to pick you up and drive you up the mountain {or as close as I'm going}, BUT you expect me to find some way to load up/strap on your dang skis/snowboard. Pretty presumptuous, don't you think? I'm pretty sure you haven't come equipped with your own supply of bungee cords, so how do expect this to work out? And anyway, if you can afford those skis/snowboard, a ticket to the slopes, and that fancy gear you're wearing, I'm pretty sure you can afford a car, or at least a bus pass. So, next time I pass you by, I'll slow down & throw you out some change for the bus. Quit mooching. Oh, and quit giving me dirty looks when I drive by and wave.
Love,
Natalie
Every day you stand by the side of the road with your thumbs held high, and every day I pass you by. Would you like to know WHY? All fears {you being creepy, stinky, attacking me, etc.} aside- the real reason is this: not only do you expect me to pick you up and drive you up the mountain {or as close as I'm going}, BUT you expect me to find some way to load up/strap on your dang skis/snowboard. Pretty presumptuous, don't you think? I'm pretty sure you haven't come equipped with your own supply of bungee cords, so how do expect this to work out? And anyway, if you can afford those skis/snowboard, a ticket to the slopes, and that fancy gear you're wearing, I'm pretty sure you can afford a car, or at least a bus pass. So, next time I pass you by, I'll slow down & throw you out some change for the bus. Quit mooching. Oh, and quit giving me dirty looks when I drive by and wave.
Love,
Natalie
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go ahead....make my day.