Happy Joke Day!

No kidding.....today is National "Tell A Joke" Day! In honor of my brother, who LOVES to tell stupid jokes, I give you a few gems:

Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead competed in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first and the redhead was a close second. Much later, the blonde finally reached the shore, completely exhausted and near the point of drowning. After being warmed with blankets and coffee, she muttered, "I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those other two girls used their arms."

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Well, make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?!!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese!

You might be a redneck if the jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
K9P.


Leave me a joke....I'm always up for a good laugh!